Birds Aren’t Real

Saturday, October 16
Doors: | 1:30pm // Show: | 2:30pm
$35 to $75

Birds Aren’t Real: Truth Tour
Matinee Show

at Thunderbird Music Hall (*MOVED from Roxian Theater)
Saturday, October 16th
Doors at 1:30pm
Show at 2:30pm


*Must show proof of vaccination or negative PCR test within 48 hours of show, upon entry*
Did you know that the United States government systematically slaughtered every bird in North America and replaced them with surveillance drone replicas? No? How much did it cost you to attend college? How much did you really learn? Despite the Birds Aren’t Real movement reaching millions of people online and being slammed in Newsweek four or five times, only a fraction of a fraction of people can compute this information. What if we told you that you could learn ten times as much in only an hour and a half for the price of one ticket? Take breath and get ready to pinch open your mindeye. Become a knowledge disciple and study under movement representative Peter McIndoe and associates as they peel back your veil of ignorance. (Non-credited. No prerequisites. People of low IQ and low skill level welcome.)



VIP Package: Initiation Ceremony Experience 

Rise above to the highest echelon of truthhood. Partake in the ancient esoteric rites to complete your knowledge quest. 

  • Premium seat in front rows
  • Access to pre-show interactive initiation ceremony   
  • Limited Edition Bird’s Aren’t Real poster
  • Exclusive Bird’s Aren’t Real VIP merch item
  • Early entry into venue
  • First access merch shopping